A: He becomes a wash and werewolf.
Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
A: He came out spotless.
Q: Why don’t men do laundry?
A: Cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
A fun little story:
Just a few hours before Saturday college kickoff a housework challenged husband decided to wash his team logo sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
Proudly he yelled back, “University of Oklahoma!”