Q: What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine?

A: He becomes a wash and werewolf.

Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?

A: He came out spotless.

Q: Why don’t men do laundry?

A: Cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!

A fun little story: 

Just a few hours before Saturday college kickoff a housework challenged husband decided to wash his team logo sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

Proudly he yelled back, “University of Oklahoma!”